A Funny Official History of Contemporary Physics (Volume Four:...

A Funny Official History of Contemporary Physics (Volume Four: Worship)

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Years later, Science Bulletin (SB), facing the scattered candy wrappers and breadcrumbs (swallowing repeatedly):

How classic! This is exactly what scientific research lacks. We must document, promote, study, and carry forward these classics and theories. Otherwise, Science Bulletin doesn’t deserve to be called SB.

Just then, a group of children waving brooms and mops arrived to clean up.

SB, furious, rushed up to them, snatched the brooms and mops, and threw them to the ground:

You fools (not SB), how dare you come here to clean? This is science—do you even understand?

The children froze in place. They looked left and right (utterly perplexed):

But this scattered garbage is clearly just candy wrappers and breadcrumbs!

SB, full of disdain and contempt, swept a cold glance over these ignorant youngsters, slowly turned around, and swayed its neck left and right. After a brief pause, it strode into the gates of the Academy of Sciences without looking back (uttering two words):

After entering the gates, SB seemed to remember something. It turned back and spat a few times in disgust at the children who had come to clean up.

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